Cosplazy Blog

Listen, I’m going to be upfront right here and now; I’m not into cosplay whatsoever…however, I rather do like poking fun at some really crappy costumes.

Case in point…we have the biggest pussy you ever saw.

Let’s forget for a moment her its hideous excuse for an outfit and get a look at the expression on her face. Even she knows how much of an idiot she looks like. That look of anxiety just tears into the soul of whoever she’s looking at uncomfortably off camera. It can probably be assumed that she’s got one hell of a frontal wedgie and her coconut bikini is failing miserably in every single possible way.

Speaking of said coconut bikini, there is only one good thing that I can say.

I am so relieved she shaved.

Then again…whatever hair she might have would offput the pasty white skin she does have. So it’s kind of a win-lose situation. It certainly would have taken my eyes away from her chest area, which look more like two Little Debbie(TM) snack cakes than what they SHOULD look like.

I do however love the little detail on the paws…because you just can’t have enormous paws without a satin pad on the palm! DETAIL WENT INTO THIS COSTUME, PEOPLE. The people at the fabric store didn’t know what they were selling when she bought a bolt of fabric from them!

I generally think if you’re wearing a bikini, it’s best to be under a certain size…but no. Just no. Never in this lifetime. I’m sorry. She fails at life. No.

(Photo used with permission from CatsOnMars.com)

I imagine that in a fit of jealous rage they dislocated their jaws and swallowed the other sailor scouts whole.