Cosplazy Blog

You may be cringing in your chair right now, but imagine seeing this guy in the leopard-print flesh. I saw him in the lobby during Katsucon, and it was seriously like finding a bad guy in any given videogame. I was scared, and I didn’t know whether to shoot or run.

It’s one thing to wear a leopard-print lycra bodysuit. It’s another thing to wear a bad scout uniform. It’s a whoooole new ballgame when you blend the two, and then it becomes unexplainable when you add your dirty child-molester brand tennis shoes, and pose in a feline-esque way.

And the socks… why the socks?

Had I known that you could pick any old girl off the corner of 14th street and pay her a nickel to pose oh so unenthusiastically for your brilliant gun-toting concoction, I would have saved that last dime I spent on a cheap fallacious “deed” and bought 2 of the most boorish looking “working” girls myself! (For my own purposes of course).

It looks to me as if these two double-domed geniuses realized they didn’t have enough friends to go as a full gang, so they saved a few cents and paid these two wonderful ladies of the night to join them in their pursuit to be most excellent among cosplayers everywhere.

I don’t know if anyone caught up to these two in enough time to let them know they failed.

I mean seriously these girls didn’t even have to get out of their work clothes to pose in this picture. Their makeup is non-apparent and their toothless wonder facial expressions just slay me… I mean I am literally SLAIN, I am talking to you as a dead person right this second!

I think these guys could have done without this atrocious duo and taken their oversized lego gun and lego maniac arses to Legoland.

Image from Tokyobabyloncosplay.com.