‘Scuse me, I think you forgot something.
Monday, May 7th, 2007When I first saw this picture in a thumbnail, I seriously thought this girl was seriously oblivious to the fact she forgot a little something (or rather, a few things, including her mind).
On further review, I thought, “Nevermind, that was intentional.”
Nope, that kind of resembles the leotard I wore one Halloween when I was a princess and my mom decided it was too cold to wear something sleevless. Hence, the flesh-colored leotard came into play.
In the 4chan thread I got this from, I learned that this person was a sad version of a character called Slan, from Beserk (remember, I’m the one here who isn’t into anime and/or manga whatsoever). So Slan is supposed to let a draft hit her intentionally. I’m okay with that, so let’s metaphotically tear her apart on her other snafu’s, shall we?
First of all…where the heck are the supposed wings? It’s one thing to show up with sad, angel wings to get across that yes, she’s SUPPOSED to have wings somehow, but to show up without any? Well, now you’re a half-naked idiot in a corset and leotard. Way to go. No, no one’s looking. I swear. They know you’re Slan. I swear. Shhh, that’s not laughing you hear.
And it looks like her hair is supposed to be…urm…free-moving, shall I say? Not just some green wig. Save that for when you’re doing Poison Ivy cosplay or something. (Despite the fact her hair is red, but we’ll overlook that in the future).
Word to the wise — if you don’t finish your costume in time for a con, please, just put on cat ears and go with it. There will always be another con for you to wow your peers with; just not this one. It’s not the end of the world. You will be put up on 4chan or Cosplazy. We do not forgive.