Cosplazy Blog

 First off, like Kelly said in the last blog entry, yes, she came out to visit me after 5 long years of lust on her part. I had to fight her off me, and yes, it was a struggle, but my dignity is still intact. We still had scads of fun, though. YAYZ. I plan on visiting her in the near future myself. We’ll see how my own dignity goes then.

Anyways, I’m just a tad confused here. I daresay this entry’s victim is too.

This is a dude Kelly snapped a picture of at whatever con she went to (like I pay attention when she talks!) like, 3 weeks ago. She shared this little gift with me and I snickered. This guy is either one and/or all of these things:

• A raver — he’s wearing bondage pants, which is what a lot of ravers in Las Vegas wear (I don’t exactly know about other areas).
• A furry — He does have that raccoon tale going on. You know those robotic gags of say, a cheetos bag with a raccoon tale sticking out of it, used to scare people on the streets? I think he ripped the tail out from one of those and stapled it to his butt.
• A girl/transsexual — Well…there is the corset paired with a shiny purple shirt. How coordinating and trés chíc. And although I myself am partial to very very skinny anorexic boys, this isn’t the way to go about it.
• Michael Jackson — He does look confused.

I don’t know! I can’t be bothered with such trivial estimating. I want to know what this guy’s story is.