Holy COW….Literally.
Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
Wondering why The Beast is not standing alongside his pasty lady garnished in these fine window furnishings? BECAUSE SHE ATE HIM. Yeah, I said it.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she ate the rest of the cast of Beauty and the Beast as well. I mean what happened to the lovely Belle with the long flowing hair, and the nice creamy skin? I think too many years of living in a castle in the middle of nowhere made her a little bit crazy, or should I say cannibalistic? No, well if the beast was a beast at the time then it doesn’t count right? OH BELLE YOU SMART DEVIL!
Or maybe the thing we are looking at above is really El Chupicabra, and he ate her as well. Damn you El Chupicabra, eating up all my favorite Disney princesses.