Cosplazy Blog

Hi there. The blog has lagged, due to my computer continuously breaking on me and the shear fact that while I’m at school, sometimes things like “classes” and “papers” get in the way. But today, I was bored, whined to Kelly about it, and she threw a picture at me, told me I was a worthless shrew, and ordered me to do it or suffer the consequences. What a joker that girl is, ha ha!

So she was talking about this anime called Elfen something-or-other (Just the word “elf” assured me there would probably be something good) and was blabbering on about this character called Nana or someone…god, I have a listening problem…and she showed me what I thought was a naked homeless girl who was smiling because she was just happy to be alive, even if she had no clothes! She gets high on life, sunshine, and having hot pink hair. Who needs a mortgage to worry about? I got cardboard in my hand, I’ll make my own damn house!

But no, apparently this is a character who’s like, continuously naked (which I wouldn’t mind, I’ll admit. Ah, exhibitionism) but bloody (okay, I’d mind that) and some other stuff that I can’t remember. Sue me, I’m the only non-anime crazed (and sane) person on this site.

If there’s one thing I always, always, ALWAYS hate about costumes, it’s the nude full body unitard. Oh, how I despise such a thing. I find them tacky when they’re not used in dance recitals or, how I used them back in the day, as a substitute for like, long johns or something. I usually wore them underneath an outfit if I KNEW I was going out and it would be 30 degrees. Just extra warmth. However, when poking out of a costume, I think, “Are they trying to cover up a bad case of hives?” or “Psh, gurl, we KNOW you got cellulite.” Basically, it screams, “My body’s not good enough on it’s own.” There’s the truth and then there’s denial.

Now, obviously, I know this girl can’t just waltz into the local community center naked or anything (well, without me daring her to for $20). But seriously, there’s other costumes. Good for her for being a speshul snowflake and all, going outside the norm, but that has GOT to be extremely uncomfortable, being in a unitard AND thinking, “My God, my starvation methods didn’t work, look at this frickin’ bunching I got going on around my Hoo-ha!”

…Plus, she just ruined a perfectly good unitard by throwing some red food coloring on it haphazardly. Get any doctor to look at this, they’ll be all, “…and she’s supposed to be bleeding from where?” It’s as if she was shaving her whole body (hey, there’s some hairy girls out there, trust) and happened to nick a few places, here and there. You guys should see my legs after some light deforestation, it can get pretty gruesome.

Oh, and Britney Spears wants her disgusting pink wig back. C’mon girl, don’t you know where that thing has BEEN? Seriously.

Please, construct an outfit out of that cardboard your holding, flag down a taxi, go home, and throw on a dress. No one needs to see this!